1. 09:34 28th Aug 2014

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    Reblogged from improbablenormality

    (Source: youtube.com)

  2. 09:34

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    Reblogged from vonsapro






    just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

    people might not want to be called dude

    you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

    I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

    watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

    (Source: aidn)

  3. 09:26

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    Reblogged from littlemissemmajane




With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body




    With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

    What in the hell is Lorde doing?

    filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body

    (Source: ohsoswiftly)

  4. 09:25

    Notes: 48198

    Reblogged from cronicallyawesome



    just remember that had voldemort picked neville to kill instead of harry and nevile was the boy who lived/the chosen one if neville had that lightening bolt scar severus snape would still be a death eater

    it’s not like he thought being a death eater was wrong — it wasn’t until something directly affected him did he reconsider and idk about you but that is not my definition of “bravery” in the slightest

    That…is actually a really good point

    (Source: lesbianvenom)

  5. 09:22

    Notes: 51900

    Reblogged from powerstroke-girl

    Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barely even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears.
    — At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via offtheocean)
  6. 09:19

    Notes: 640

    Reblogged from fyesdylanobrien

    Dylan O’brien with his pillow spotted at the LAX Airport on August 27, 2014 in Los Angeles.

  7. 09:16

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    Reblogged from stileslovesderek

  8. 09:07

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    Reblogged from liamdryden

    (Source: arthurdarvvill)

  9. 09:05

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    Reblogged from dapperdannykrutko



    I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

    so true

  10. 09:01

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    Reblogged from dapperdannykrutko


    # no-one promotes confident body image like rebel wilson # favourite quote of the whole movie

  11. 08:56

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    Reblogged from mymindwonoverreality

    (Source: best-of-memes)

  12. 08:55

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    Reblogged from alyseofwonderland


    Jon Stewart’s Priceless Response To Fox News On Ferguson

    Jon Stewart is back from vacation, and he’s not wasting any time going after one of his favorite targets: Fox News.

    Watch his the full brilliant 10  minute monologue on racism and Ferguson  here. 

  13. 22:29 27th Aug 2014

    Notes: 1097039

    Reblogged from winchesterlicious



    all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

    1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

    2. we can’t all be usain bolt

    3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

    4. i had pe first period do you blame me

    5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

    6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

    7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

    8. #YOLO

    9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

    10. there was a freak yachting accident

    11. i am a fucking retard

    12. this is just for my wall

    13. do you even read these

    14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

    15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

    16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

    17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

    18. traffic jammy jammy jam

    19. how can i go to school when alex turner

    20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

    21. i was sticking it to the man

    22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

    23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

    24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

    25. my meth lab caught fire

    26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

    27. i was sad

    28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

    29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

    30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

    31. 2 kool 4 scool

    32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

    33. i tried

    34. i’m sorry i’m late

          it’s not my fault

          my auntie was killed

          and i joined a cult

    35. a haiku about lateness:

    late late late late late

    late late late late late late late

     late late late late late

    36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

    37. i was fashionably late

    38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

    39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

    40. do

    41. you

    42. even

    43. read

    44. these

    45. i was fighting al qaeda

    46. traffic


    the post that doesn’t age

    (Source: artvevo)

  14. 22:27

    Notes: 565576

    Reblogged from dustymeows



    "big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

    neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality


    (Source: dutchster)